Morning Neurotic

Video: Morning Neurotic

Video: Morning Neurotic
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Morning Neurotic
Morning Neurotic
Anonim

Dedicated to my client Anna, who gave me the idea for this story and who no longer feels neurotic.

They stomp again.. So that they fail - these neighbors! Damn, if they fail, then on me! And in general, our floors are thin.. What is it: the slightest earthquake - and everything will collapse? Or a hurricane! The climate is changing.. And everyone seemed to have conspired not to notice it! The end of the world may be coming soon..

I need to sleep.. Again at half past five I woke up - but what is this ?! And if so some kind of latent disease manifests itself? Look, perhaps, on the Internet? Or not? If I look, I'll think about it later. If I don’t look, I will too.. So at least know that you are dying, and from what. Certainty after all.

What? Already an alarm ?? Why do I need such torment? Now again to this hard labor.. It has long been necessary to look for a new job! But it’s scary like.. Suddenly it doesn’t work out.. Here, although not very much, but you can endure. And who needs me at the age of 31?

Bread.. I didn't buy black again! After all, I seem to try to control everything.. You can't relax!

And how you want a sandwich with cheese.. Eat with white or just yogurt? If I eat, I will cut myself again. After all, nothing fits! And in general there is nothing to wear.. Why did I buy a red dress? Doubted after all. Now I don’t wear it.. Maybe I could just put it on today? Resolved - I'll wear it! No, it will be funny.. That I, like a fool, to work in red.. And where else to wear? What a bleak life I have..

Well, at least Vladik tolerates me. I'm not a fashion model.. Whatever it is, the main thing is that with me. There I have loved Dimka for ten years - I was waiting for him to get divorced, but where is it.. I still love him.. Don't think about it! Not to think! Not to think! Where should I go red.. I'll put on a black blouse - it's more usual in it.

I need to call Vladik. Why doesn't he pick up the phone ?! What's wrong, Lord? Or does he have someone? I'll call until I get through, otherwise I'll go crazy. Only yesterday I was happy when Katka and I went shopping. Chatted, laughed.. I knew - then something will happen! It always happens when you are happy!

Hello, Vladik? Why didn't you come up? I called twenty times! In the bathroom? So what? You have to take your phone with you - suddenly what happens! Anything, Vladik!

Oh, I'm late.. It's the same every day! Run away again and feel guilty.. So.. I took the keys, took the umbrella.. I go out. How sunny! The umbrella is heavy, but let it be just in case - God forbid still get sick in addition to all the misfortunes!

Did I turn off the iron? Return or not? Then there will be no road if I come back, and if I don’t come back, I’ll think all day.. Is this for me, young man? I did not get that? What? I am beautifull? Is he sick, or is he mocking? Well, why do I need all this in one day, Lord? This is not life, but punishment!

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