Masha Or How I Spent The Summer

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Video: Masha Or How I Spent The Summer
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Masha Or How I Spent The Summer
Masha Or How I Spent The Summer
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Grandma's voice echoes all over the beach, drills my brain, there is nowhere to hide from him. Good hotel, few Russians, talkative in general one family. Nice people! - if I could not understand what they are saying to the child.

- Don't go into the water, Mashenka! Don't go, sit on the shore, we'll build a lock. Not ho …

- Okay, dive in. Dive, lower your head, handles.

- Inflatable armbands do not interfere with you so much … with legs, legs chatter!

- Dive now, dive. Where did you go? Why go ashore? Masha!

- Look, now uncle will laugh. And the boy too - see, laughing at you?

- He turned away and laughs. We do not see, but he laughs there, what Masha is an ill-bred girl.

- Why are you messing around in the sand, come dive here, Mashenka.

- Fu, they will say what a crooked castle Mashenka built! And Mashenka can't dive, everyone around is laughing, come on, I'll teach you, come on, Mashenka. Dive with sleeves.

I struggle with the temptation to strangle my grandmother's car with my own hands, introduce myself and give my grandmother my business card. If Masha, after such upbringing, does not need a psychotherapist to get rid of social phobia, it will be literally a miracle, literally. Personally, this grandmother brought me to misanthropy in some miserable three days.

But I'm not laughing at all. Perhaps someday you will read this, Mashenka!

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