Huyuching And Huyuchery

2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43

The fastest and most proven way to get rich and become a millionaire is to collect a couple of thousand suckers for a training called: "how to increase your motivation, stop procrastinating and become a millionaire." Most often, this is done by psychologists, who are tired of sitting on bread and water, which they can afford to pay for the salary of an employee of the Ooty - Puti kindergarten, and to go to a fortune teller still lacks life experience and impetuosity. In kindergartens, there is a pattern - the more benevolent the name, the lower the salary, apparently there is a belief that good deeds somehow reason with the physiological needs of a person.

Pseudo-motivational opium is scattered mainly by psychologists and for the reason that people who really have something to say about motivation, business management, are usually busy working. Or have already died, leaving behind great commercial empires.

The direction that is designed to fool the prarastinating part of the population is called coaching, and people who have devoted themselves to this business are called coaches. From the point of view of the translation of this word from English, no questions arise - it means coaching, mentoring. But in semantic and factual terms, I would suggest more capacious and close to reality concepts - huyuching and huyuchery, respectively. By the way, these words also express the attitude of thinking people to the process itself.

Of course, training for success, time management (I wonder if I use my time effectively while writing this article?) Came to us from the west, like 90% of everything else. In this regard, it took time for the adoption of this idea by Russian adherents of pseudopsychological science and its adaptation to Russian reality. Therefore, the first huyuchers, who taught the Russian population to earn a lot and be successful, were usually dressed in a knitted sweater stretched to eggs, green tight trousers and brown old sandals. Later, even the huyuchers who conduct trainings on how to attract customers realized that a more presentable appearance can influence the percentage of revenue. But even on a fashionable jacket, the smell of the office still remained, and in the eyes the expression of a hunted office plankton, who, in front of the audience that hired him out of stupidity, talks about his own business, about self-development and freedom, but for the evening planning meeting he is dutifully preparing a lubricant, what would be ready to answer the boss's current questions. (Which, by the way, did not attend such trainings when he was born).

But little by little, and the business began to develop.

Cases of this kind require significant marketing and advertising efforts. The fact is that our whole life in its social manifestation is just a collection of monkeys who became bored with climbing trees and they came up with games for themselves. Over time, the games developed, the rules were adjusted. The first were games that met basic needs. Therefore, the profession of a seller and a doctor has always been popular, since everyone is hungry and never wants to die. Psychology has never fit into any basic need, therefore, in order to be able to play a lot with it, you need to make efforts to ensure its status as a science and competently substantiate its importance for society.

With huyuching, the situation is essentially the same, but there are also advantages.

Firstly, the target audience is precisely defined - it is a rigid goof, depending on the opinion of society. Usually it is glued to the TV screen, where you can admire the delights of life at their best. If you are a beginner huyucher, then remember that you are not the first sucker, before you there has already been a round dance of the same figures who have already told him how to plan your day correctly, how to improve sleep for greater success, how to arrange furniture so that money is not today so tomorrow they began to form.

There were also specialists philologists who told how to learn ten foreign languages in a day using the secret methods of special services and marketers and the world's best inventors of new branches of psychological knowledge - from amper-vector to Soyanosushensky psychology. So the chance that your broadcast about personal growth and success will fall on virgin soil is extremely small.

Secondly, the very offer to listen to success stories instead of achieving these successes by themselves is the best idea about tying a sucker to your oratory.

A person expecting a kick in the ass already, by definition, looks insignificant, pitiful and stupid, and the very fact that he is hoping for a psychologist to get his ass off the chair and start doing something needs a psychiatrist's consultation in most cases.

Of the minuses that could be minuses for a normal, mentally healthy person, we can call the fact that thinking people, professionals in their field, really striving to go from the best to the best in this life, the intellectually savvy population of the earth by natural reflex will consider the huyuchers worthless scammers, but every huyucher is known to be guided by the rule of successful people and he doesn't care what others think of him. So there are no special problems here either. Although in the famous cartoon the piglet Funtik nevertheless repented of the fact that he had deceived money from people …

But there is a silver lining, of course, it is not worth encouraging a scam, but if you turn to the theory of natural selection, then any huyucher is an excellent scavenger, eating the precious time of an unfinished client, distracting him while others set goals, achieve them, live happily ever after … Huyuchers create under their wing a reservation for the infirm, who do not get in the way of those who simply take and do, without suffering from low self-esteem and not striving to measure their personal growth by accumulating toilet paper called "diploma of completion of the next courses." We must assume that the discrediting of psychology, which is already mixed up with magicians, sorcerers and other bastards, will continue with the help of huyuchers and how soon it will be rehabilitated only God knows. But even in this one can find a worthy plus. The huyuchers who are busy making suckers for grandmother are losing their interest in serious clients who really need high-quality psychological help. Since a professional psychologist will not be engaged in funtik work, and the level of education of huyuchers is usually an unsuccessful lawyer or accountant in basic education, and only then a psychologist who decided on our head or more often decided that psychology is very interesting and the three-month courses did their job to transform one shit into other shit, then going into the sphere of newfangled huyuching, he makes the air in the professional psychological niche much more transparent.