2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43
In these harsh times … a little humor will not hurt us! ^ _ ^
When we think about going to a psychologist (in a peaceful, non-quarantined time, of course), a lot of internal questions arise and often a lot of resistance … I tried to highlight the most popular and funny resistances in this article.
Thus, this article is a collection of popular reasons not to go to a psychologist, described provocatively - with irony and sarcasm. It is not recommended for the faint of heart to read.:)
I have divided the reasons into 4 conditional areas. Not all correspond exactly, and some overlap with other "groups". But the purpose of this article is certainly not in the theoretical accuracy of the form of presentation of the material:) Let's start!
FIRST, "MYTHICAL SEVEN" REASONS not to go to a psychologist or 7 reasons associated with popular myths about when and for what purpose to visit a psychologist:
1. Do not go to a psychologist if all is not lost. Family, friends, relationships with children, maybe work and an apartment are not all in your life. After all, you also go to the dentist when almost all your teeth fell out?
2. Do not go to a psychologist if you are looking only for "free ears". The psychologist may ask a question after which you will reflect and stop talking (for example, confidently blaming others). And then it will also give a holistic feedback about your behavior.
3. Do not go to a psychologist for advice. The world is full of people, even on the street (!), Who are ready to give you a free solution to all your problems! And the psychologist is poorly qualified in removing responsibility.
4. Do not go to a psychologist if you think you have certain problems. After all, your family and colleagues have even more problems, and their problems are priceless in relation to yours. By the way, children in Africa are generally starving!
5. Do not go to a psychologist if you have the same unsatisfactory situation from time to time in your life. What if you are satisfied?
6. Do not go to a psychologist if you are looking only for support and sympathy. You will find them, of course. But that's not all you get.
7. Don't go to a counselor if you love your parents. Please do not destroy this bright feeling.
SECOND, "NARCISSIC SEVEN" REASONS not going to a psychologist or 7 reasons related to self-esteem, shame, ego
8. Do not go to a psychologist if you think you are abnormal. The psychologist is likely to dispel your narcissistic ideas. Or send him to a psychiatrist.
9. Do not go to a psychologist if it seems to you that you are normal, and psychologists are for abnormal. Psychologists, after all, = psychiatrists, just by chance the letters got mixed up in the professions. Also, normal people don't have problems, do they?
10. Do not go to a psychologist if you are lonely, proud and independent. You may enjoy communication, but you are independent!:(
11. Do not go to a psychologist if you think or are sure that he will not help you in any way. Can accidentally help. And then what to do about it?
12. Don't go to a psychologist if you think your problem is unique. and it cannot be dealt with by known methods. She is certainly unique, but still has 100,500 similarities to the problems of other people. And you are partly right: YOU cannot cope with it using known methods.
13. Do not go to a psychologist if you are in doubt about a particular psychologist. You better seek, seek, seek more. Look for the perfect one. When you find it, don't call him. After all, the ideal will come by itself or does not work at all with people like you?
14. Do not go to a psychologist if you know everything yourself and yourself a psychologist (but you continue to suffer a lot, of course). Indeed, psychology is, after all, a frivolous accidental science that has existed officially for almost 150 years and unofficially since time immemorial. But yes, it is generally unpleasant to lose, and even more so!
THIRD, "NEUROTIC AND SCHIZOID SEVEN" REASONS not going to a psychologist or 7 reasons related to relationships between people and a sense of security:
15. Do not go to a psychologist if your child is not what you would like. Unambiguously send your child to a psychologist. And also make a list of recommendations on how to work with your child as a psychologist. After all, you are his parent and you “know everything” about him (that's why you are looking for help, of course).
16. Do not go to a psychologist if you are a closed, shy, uncommunicative person. After all, it may turn out that no one will forcibly pull information out of you, and after a couple of sessions it may turn out that sharing experiences is completely interesting!
17. Do not go to a psychologist if you do not want to strain him with your problems. After all, his ad says: "I work with happy people!"
18. Do not go to a psychologist if you are confused and on the verge of suicide. Why waste your nerves and be angry with a person who, perhaps, will help you stop the impulse and find a reason to stay?
19. Do not go to a psychologist if you are constantly trying to help / help others. and overall a very kind person. After all, it may turn out that you are very angry! In addition, the psychologist may refuse your help to him, and then what should you do about it?
20. Do not go to a psychologist if you constantly quarrel with your soul mate.but love her madly and she is perfect. And the relationship is perfect. After all (I remember one wonderful post from social networks) life is like a bicycle on which you ride. But it burns. And you burn. And everything is on fire. A psychologist may suggest putting out a funny bike and / or finding a new one. And then what?
21. Do not go to a psychologist if you are "happy, but …" - "But" will grow.
FOURTH, "ORGANIZATIONAL SEVEN" REASONS not to go to a psychologist or 7 reasons related to real thoughts to visit a psychologist, intentions and actions in this direction
22. Do not go to a psychologist if you feel sorry for money, because on a trip to the doctor, when you get sick physically, you also save money. And emotional well-being is generally a luxury! I remember the phrase: "If you think that education is expensive, then count how much ignorance costs."
23. Do not go to a psychologist if you need a psychic, witch, magician, spinner of fate and other omniscient. Also, do not go if you need to deal with others … We are not killers. We are only in your relationship with them.
24. Don't go to a psychologist if you can read a book on psychology. After all, in theory, knowing how to fix a crane is more important than fixing a crane.
25. Do not go to a psychologist if you attended a training, lecture on psychology and now you know exactly how to live (but still nothing changes). After all * we look at points 14 and 27 *.
26. Do not go to a psychologist if you have already made a decision and made an appointment with him. After all, he does not care whether you make it or not, and in general, what happens to you. And he doesn't care about his time.
27. Do not go to a psychologist if you have already gone, but have not discovered anything for yourself. After all, psychologists are all the same both in terms of qualifications, and, most importantly, as individuals. You don't put windows at home anymore, if you once had a bad experience with it, do you?
28. Don't go to a psychologist if you're just HAPPY … Then you really don't need a psychologist.
These are my 28 observations about why you should not go to a psychologist … But the list does not end, so I will ask you:
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