2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43
- Beggars, unarmed people throw kings from the throne because of love for their neighbors. Because of the love for the Motherland, the soldiers trample death with their feet, and she runs without looking back. Sages ascend to heaven and throw themselves into hell because of the love of truth. What did you do because of the love for the girl?
- I gave it up. // Evgeny Schwartz, "About the miracle"
I have no idea what attracted you to the title of this text. Don't you want everything in love to be easy and simple? So that every day with your beloved brings joy, and behind the present, iridescent with all the colors of the rainbow, an intoxicating future is clearly visible: betrothal, wedding, honeymoon and so on? No, don't you want to? I suppose your grandmother had been waiting for grandfather for years while he was determining who he loves more - her or Natalya Stepanovna from the house opposite. Or maybe your mother spent her DR alone for many years because Uncle Sasha (a plump brown-haired man with a cozy mustache) had a different family? Or maybe the difficult mother's friend Marina Katz, smoking one against the other in a cramped kitchen, in a thick voice told you in secret that love is suffering …
1. Time is working for you
Think of the person who gave you tokens a long time ago. The longer the time distance, the better. In 2007, he wrote to you that he was passionately in love? And in 2010 he sent a smiley and melted into thin air again? Do you remember that in 2012 he sent a Christmas card to "The Most Charming Woman in the World"? You called him with a pounding heart, but the number didn't answer on January 1st or March 3rd? With erotic Cheshire cats that suddenly appear and disappear, hopeless romances are great. But there are some additional details to be observed.
2. Ambivalence
So that a hopeless romance does not end too quickly and suck out more strength from you, choose a man about whom you cannot understand how he treats you. To organize a hopeless romance, ambiguity is essential. A man who confesses to you in a tender attitude, is free, ready and wants to see you as soon as possible - this is not good for you. Looking for a romantic but busy one. Hot, but incomprehensible. The suitors are ideal who declare: "Oh, beautiful Maria, with what pleasure I would now lie with you under the blanket and look at the fire in the fireplace … if not for the disgrace in the office, which I still have a hundred years to rake in!" Here the keywords are "with whatever pleasure" and "hundred years." Ambivalence is needed. He doesn't offer you anything for the next hundred years. But he wants you. It is important.
3. Responsiveness
A hopeless romance requires a sensitive, caring and sympathetic person. After all, if he is rude, cold and cynical, your interest in him will quickly pass. Try after the next "smiley" to accidentally inform the chosen one that you have a rolling ball at home, bronchitis or a sprain. If, in response, a link to a food delivery site arrives, a folk recipe for treating bronchitis or sprains, grab such a man and immediately fall in love, this is your case.
4. Geographic irritability
Hopeless romantics are very aroused by geographic deprivation. The fear of being close to a woman passes at a distance, and a sudden passion flares up in its place. You can live in one city for three years and receive a Christmas card from it once a year. But as soon as the half-prince leaves (the further, the better!), A message will immediately drop to you with a detailed description of what he will do with you upon meeting. The fact is that in half-princes, testosterone synthesis depends on the distance to the object. From a neighboring city, he will remember that you are, in the near abroad - he realizes the difference between the sexes, and if fate throws him to another continent, he will send you a photo of his penis.
5. By the way, about the meetings
You are probably wondering if they will happen? If you are patient and active enough, this is possible. He will probably make your first (and possibly last) date during working hours and closer to his office: so that there is an excuse to escape, and it would be close to escape. If it is not clear to you why he invites you to a cafe on Planernaya, just ask where he works geographically.
6. Encrypted warnings
Most likely, the half-prince will warn you in advance how it will all end. So that you immediately recognize encryption, here are the most typical codes for you:
- "I am a sapiosexual." This means, "When I get scared to continue, I will say that you are too stupid for me."
- "I am anchorite". Translation: "If I find it difficult to get aroused, I say that I am above sex."
- "Women are too demanding" is: "I'm not going to invest in anything."
- "Women are selfish" is translated as "I'm sorry to spend money on you."
- "Jealousy is wrong" - he means that he is generous with his member and will not change anything.
“Women hate criticism” means that in the end he will blame you for everything that went wrong.
- "An erection must be earned" - an application for an affair with an impotent man.
The main thing to understand when starting a hopeless romance is that you will wait, hope and experience bewilderment, a lot of bewilderment. Nothing should be clear to you, neither from the very beginning, nor later, nor at the end. You will always be a little aroused, a little anxious, and a little annoyed. But exactly at the very moment when irritation or new interest on the side outweighs the excitement, you will receive a New Year's card, a message with a promising question "hello, how are you?" or even a bouquet of flowers by courier. Nothing is required of you to keep all this going, except for one thing … Don't stop hoping that there will still be.
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