2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43
Imagine a situation where I am tortured by the problems of self-realization and self-financing, a kindergarten psychologist "flying ducklings" with a salary of 8651 rubles. 24 kopecks And as you know, the lower the salary, the higher the feeling that everyone around you is in a Bentley, and you are alone in galoshes. And I have an irresistible desire to receive one hundred euros per hour and not a month, so irresistible that I seriously begin to think how to get them. In the conditions of a poor country, when the satisfaction of the basic needs of the population is in question, all the best is given to children. And here neuropsychology comes to my aid, the beautiful, science-intensive name of the fundamental discipline beckons and fascinates, though for now only me, but it is necessary to make sure that it evokes the same emotions in parents. And here there are two ways, the first is to convince the parents of a beautiful toddler that their child is an idiot and only I, with the help of skillful psychocorrection of higher mental functions, by my, of course, author's techniques, I can make him a person with a capital H. By the way, this the postulate has been broadcast by all general education schools for many many years. But knowing the parents, their impulsiveness and the mechanisms of denial, such a version as minunum will not bring success, as the maximum they will burn me at the stake. As a result, we choose path number two - your child is a genius, at least potentially. And there are very few people who would not agree with the proposed thesis. To be convincing, we can cite a 2015 study by the National University of Orizona, which convincingly shows that stimulating interhemispheric interaction in children under 5 years old, subsequently increases the quality of schooling by 156 percent. Although there is no such research and I have just come up with all this, a loving parent will at least understand nothing in what he has heard, but will establish himself in the belief that my head is still cooking and I am a very knowledgeable specialist. Meanwhile, one hundred euros per hour does not lie on the road. In order for me to start chewing on life, I should not be embarrassed that the child does not have a single indication for his neurorehabilitation and that he develops according to his age, and in general he is a great kid. Well, we will jump with him, but just jumping is no longer fashionable, it is fashionable to stimulate cerebellar coordination, it will definitely not be worse (probably) and there may be gains in mental health. For simple sculpting, coloring, multiplication tables and exercises, no one in a sane mind will give one hundred euros, you must definitely tell about the hypothalamus and neural circuits.
In the 90s, everyone drank yupi, this is such a concentrated powder, diluting which you could get slops resembling juice. Over time, we figured out what's what, stopped. I also need to be in time with neuropsychological development, until the people figure it out, while they are still able to take everything for granted. I still have five - ten years, and at least the grass won't grow there. The issue of providing psychological services today is not a question of professionalism, but rather a question of marketing and advertising. But do not despair, neuropsychology is really an excellent field of knowledge with a fairly wide range of tasks to be solved, just learn to understand the subject that you are going to use and trust the professionals, then you and your children will be happy and healthy!
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