How To Bring Up A Life Partner. Bad Advice. Divorce Guarantee 100%

2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43

Fate pushed you at work, on a dating site or somewhere on the street, love suddenly jumped around the corner and hit you. It is from a quote from a classic, like lightning or a Finnish knife. And now you already live together or even get married. Anything can happen. Of course, he / she is not ideal, life is life, but this workpiece can be easily modified with a file. Even if you gape for 10-15 years it is never too late to start. The main thing is not to relax!

1. First of all, no tenderness

Immediately exclude ridiculous words like "beloved", "sweetheart", "dear" or God forbid the phrases "how beautiful you are today", "I adore you." No lisping, diminutive suffixes and affectionate nicknames! This is not a kindergarten.

No hugs and kisses in passing in the corridor, kitchen, bathroom, or God forbid on the street. Take the hand? Pat on the head? Just? Maybe you also have sex whenever you like? I want to remind you that a person is not an animal and sex is a very important tool in raising a life partner. If, of course, you need a life partner, and not some lover or mistress.

And forget about all your stupid jokes, and pull your partner more often. Remember - humor is your number one enemy when working on a partner. It's so easy to knock you out of your mood with a joke. And here, please, you cannot repeat for the hundredth time with the necessary intonation "You again did not take out the trash (you were five minutes late, did not buy bread, did not read my article …). You want my death!" After all, you probably wrote in ads on the site or explained to friends that you need a serious relationship. So, giggles and giggles are inappropriate here.

2. And, in general, stricter, please

Watch your partner closely. Remember, marriages are made in heaven. You are given to him / her for a reason: your mission is to CORRECT your partner, improve, teach how to do it right. Yes, just to bring up, finally, if his parents did not bother to do it. Notice all the mistakes and failures and criticize right there. Delay is like death. Oh, it doesn't reach him? Try it. Choose stronger expressions. Maybe "mediocrity" and "insignificance" were not enough this time.

Some are better at hearing allegories. "Have you ever seen a buffalo on stage? No? But I happened today." "Some women manage to combine a career with an ideal home. How do they do it, don't you know?" Wait until more people gather and repeat from the beginning. Better, involving children in this serious work: "Our mom / our dad tried, now you won't be able to go to the camp."

How about a wall of peas? More comparisons. Remember that "Lucy has a figure after three births like a fashion model", "Masha was awarded an award at work," "Dima always goes to parental meetings," and "your classmate Sasha has long been a general director." The heaviest artillery is comparisons with the former, remember that. And please feel free to express yourself.

3. Do not limit yourself to one-off criticism

This requires a consistent approach. Nagging as much as possible. Fortunately, there are so many things in the world to find fault with. And be bigger, even in the smallest detail. No discussion of specific actions and explanations: "please do not slam the door like that, I have a headache", or "I was very upset that you could not go to our corporate party."

Be more active. Ask global questions "Well, why do you always? …", "What the hell are you every time? …", "How is it that you never? …" Another great question that any tragedian will envy "Well, how much can you?" It is best if your partner has no idea what you are talking about. Let him break his head, it develops. You remember that our main task is educational.

4. However, education is not limited to criticism

You have to be more constructive! Good advice is an indispensable element of education! Remember to give your partner more advice. In any situation. I warn you right off the bat, this is going to be tough, but don't worry, you don't have to be an expert in every area. Especially when it comes to simple household chores.

If your "half" is doing something in the kitchen, be sure to ask if she forgot to salt, add eggs, sour cream, soda (underline the necessary). The thoughtful remark "I would / would make it thicker (substitute any other comparative adjective) …" will always come in handy. Or, for example, wait for a person to take a hot frying pan and exclaim in annoyance, "There are special potholders." And when he drops it out of surprise, advise very effective exercises for coordination.

If your partner took a drill, then do not forget that you know much better about drills, so immediately express your opinion about the diameter and length … Drills, of course. The same applies to any initiative - the color of the curtains for the bathroom, a new type of cheese, a mug for a child, situations at work, or whatever. No thoughtless support. No "Thank you, so great!", "Of course, you're upset", "I'm very happy for you!" In general, being happy with your partner is the worst thing you can do. This shortsighted person simply does not understand the situation. There is nothing to be happy about, first of all it is necessary to calculate what kind of troubles can come out of this. Remember, a partner is nowhere without your advice!

5. Criticism and advice, the seriousness of the approach is, of course, good, but all these are half measures. A person should know that every offense inevitably entails punishment. If your partner is late at work, forgot about your birthday, salted the soup, guessed your thoughts incorrectly (the list can be continued indefinitely), the punishment should follow at the most unexpected moment, be completely unrelated to the misconduct and hit the patient himself.

Here you will have to try and be creative. If you have been planning a vacation in Spain for six months, it is quite possible to cancel it at the last moment, citing an important project at work or a second aunt's discomfort. If you know that your companion has achieved some kind of serious success, it is enough just to "not notice" (believe it, the painful effect is amazing). It is also good to prevent a person from indulging in their favorite activities - dancing, rock climbing, whatever. Or just stop talking. Great way. It is advisable not to say what the matter is. Don't forget, we care about developing our partner's intelligence.

If suddenly fantasy refuses, do not worry, you can banal deprive sex. It does not matter at all whether you are a woman or a man, and so it is clear that only your partner wants sex, for you these senseless gestures are just a convenient leverage and a good way to punish the offender.

By applying these five simple ways, you may be able to raise the ideal partner. There can be no doubt about that. But not for myself, excuse me.