2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43
From the author: I am sharing with you the fantasies of my client, which, I hope, she will be able to bring to life. With her consent.
Chapter 1. Main topic
On this day, I want to wake up to the sound of the surf, from the sunbeam sliding across the wooden floorboards, from the chirping of birds and the rustle of a curtain fluttering from a light breeze.
Wake up, run out to the beach and run into the warm waves. After swimming, I return to the hotel, where a delicious breakfast awaits me on the veranda.
After breakfast, I go to the spa for all sorts of massages, manicures and other preparations for the ceremony itself, dear to the heart of every girl.
Then I would not mind having a glass of cold champagne with my girlfriends and already start dressing and meet stylists for styling and makeup.
Then I go ashore, where chairs are already placed, where a wooden platform leads me to a gazebo decorated with bougainvillea. My fiance is waiting for me there. After the very ceremony of registration and taking the vows, we go to the restaurant, right on the beach, where laid tables, wonderful music, dances and congratulations await us.
Chapter 2. Dress
Of course, I'm good in a bikini too … but then the guests will have to undress, which is not always pleasing to the eye. So you can wear white jeans and a white T-shirt … but then again poor guests: what if someone misses and gets straight into a tuxedo and cocktail dress in the morning from sleepiness ….
Then let it be a dress, very simple, in which you can barefoot, very light, for by noon it will be hot, not hindering movement, for I will dance all evening…. not white, because … well, this is just ridiculous … it should be in harmony with the colors of nature, but not merge with it … the way it will be lavender color, and will not require heavy jewelry, serious makeup, or bulky styling …
I will decorate my hair with flowers that will be repeated in the bride's bouquet.
Chapter 3. Bridal bouquet
It should be something out of the box. No roses. Maybe peonies or anemones, which I love so much, with daisies (they will most likely be in my hair). The bouquet should be very light, to match the dress and the general mood of lightness.
Chapter 4. Dance of the bride and groom
Tango???? Very pretentious…. Waltz??? Now I will vomit from vulgarity … what could be worse than a groom and a bride, taking dance lessons, and then performing a waltz-boston with stone faces, moving their lips, counting the steps …. no, no, no ballroom shnyagi that I know, can and therefore do not want. Let it be just a dance, free, where the rhythm will beat the heart. Music for dance ??? Pink snot with sugar from the movie "Titanic" is canceled … I think the most suitable song is the soundtrack to the movie "Armageddon" performed by the rock grandfathers "Aerosmith", because "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing" is that you need to start….
Chapter 5. And all that jazz …… Music
Let it be bossanova during lunch, and then let it be the most incendiary music in the world - of course, Latin American, for long live the sexy bochata, salsa, rumba …. After all, we must somehow charge everyone with fire. Of course, everyone is young at heart, but it does not work well for everyone, so in order to catch your breath, let there be a little David Boy (the groom's favorite), George Michael and Joe Cocker (the bride's favorites) … God, they all died! !! No, and then always live and cheerful …
This requires an experienced and slightly cheeky DJ.
Chapter 6. Food-water
Light and nourishing … sea and earth … fragrant and spicy … a lot of fish and seafood (WITHOUT oysters and mussels - the bride has an unpredictable reaction to them), a lot of vegetables … by the way, why not fry it all over an open fire ???? Plenty of fruit … and of course CHAMPAGNE !!!!
I don't need any cocktails to get people to throw up the whole beach in the evening; white, very little red and a lot of champagne!
Chapter 7. Tables. Bar, etc
Round, they are scattered here and there, under a canopy and just on the sand. No seating signs, everyone hangs out with whoever they want. It is imperative to provide changing rooms (at least a couple of nooks with curtains) where you can change into a swimsuit and go swimming. Be sure to put a few sun loungers, maybe someone wants to wallow, sunbathe, or just wallow. The tables are covered with tablecloths, smooth, made of unpainted linen, so that pebbles do not fly away from the wind, I have not decided yet about decorating with flowers. To be honest, I am very sorry to kill so many innocent plants. Better yet, when the evening comes, candles in beautiful glass bells will be lit on them.
Chapter 8. Sunset
Sunset is the most scenic action at sea. He needs to be given his due and take a picture of everyone. I would completely go into retro style here and find an old Polaroid to give the guests retro photos right away. But during the sunset it is imperative to take pictures, it is imperative to give everyone pre-woven wreaths made of palm fiber, candles and pieces of paper with pencils, so that everyone can write their wishes on them and let them sail. And even better - take one empty bottle, ask everyone to write their wishes, put them in a bottle and throw them into the sea.
Apr - sunset you can roll out the cake. Hmm … cake … only without the blunt figures on top. Best of all, one that is really tasty. It would be great if the guests could first decorate it … we need to think … For example, distribute marzipan to everyone and let them mold whatever they want (within the bounds of decency, of course, because old people and children will also be present, although I don't mind). Then, with all this creativity, decorate the cake and eat it.
Chapter 9. Throwing a bouquet
Obligatory ritual. I will call everyone, not only the girls - let them catch them.
Chapter 10. Night
Well, night is night. What really … the next day everyone will soak in the sea …
Epilogue. What will definitely NOT be at the wedding
1. Shouts Bitterly! - the most idiotic thing you can think of
2. Toastmasters. Let's give the microphone to the funniest and most funky
3. Gifts. I think that the groom and the bride will invite the guests to make donations to some animal protection fund, or a couple of shelters, and most likely it will be the DogPort shelter, which sheltered our Bonka, and another shelter, which sheltered the groom's dogs.
4. Ordering songs from the DJ
5. Dress code
6. Strong drinks
7. Russian stage
8. Identically dressed bridesmaids
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Martha Davydova
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Damian of Sinai, Leadership coach, expert psychoanalyst, Head of the Center for Strategic Coaching and Psychotherapy "Innovation Values"
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