Dominatrix Psychotherapist Or "all Kinds Of Mothers Are Needed"

2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43

Give our post-Soviet person mostly translation difficulties. And not as in the film of the same name, but so that it was incomprehensible to bloody snot. But at the same time, it is imperative that everything is clear and understandable, like the multiplication table by two. Such is the mysterious soul we have

Recently, after a long working day, my colleague and I were carried away by the fantasy that the new super-hero in the psychotherapeutic arena may well (or should already) become a dominatrix psychotherapist. Well, because why are these long months-long processes of containment, mirroring, building up internal supports and defending their own borders? No, this is all too long and too incomprehensible, too vague, and therefore alarming and unbearable. But the big Other with a whip (albeit verbal, but a whip) is a completely different matter. It's not a shame to go to such a thing, and it is not a sin to respect him.

So you come to a psychotherapist angry, pour out your discontent, aggression, resentment at this whole nasty and unjust world on him, and he, a holy man, understands you. And what is worse - he takes it with all those liquid nails that are thrown at him. Well, because if you haven't had the experience of accepting affects from your parents, where else can he get it if not through such sessions? And the dominatrix will immediately hit her face with a wet rag and say “whoever comes to us with anger will scrape it off with anger!”. And immediately respect for such a person: here, he knows how to stand up for himself, not like me.

Please give us diagnoses and any veronikostepanovschina. Because when they explain to you in black and white that you are an anal sex, it is immediately clear where all the problems come from, and you don’t need to answer for anything. And if from above you tame with different Labkovism with the installation “you don’t owe anything to your son, as I do to you in general,” it’s not life at all, but a continuous psychopathic raspberry without different frustrations there. And most importantly - everything is clear and to the point, it is clear where is black, where is white and no half-tones for you.

Give our man allegory and philosophical depth of thought. From the sonorous "do it right, it will be okay" a person experiences inner trepidation. Now, now everything is clear! You just have to-stop-shoot! How, why, what consequences - this is the next level, for this, reflection is needed as in the office of an ordinary psychotherapist. And this is boring, long, you need to look deep into yourself. And so the psychotherapist-dominatrix told you to stop twisting the obsessive thought, you stopped. They said to find yourself a "normal" man, you rrrraz - and found it right away, on the next day. Obviously, it's easier this way.

So imagine a dominatrix psychotherapist. He will not indulge in long questions about your life story, but literally from the first three notes he will immediately understand the whole story: after all, he is a professional. Immediately agree that you are a loser or untalented, that your partner is cheating on you - it is understandable, the dominatrix would also cheat. He will not answer any of your questions and clarifications, because you do not deserve it and do not deserve it yet. This is the ideal psychotherapist who will honestly say to your face that this skirt shortens your legs, and it's time to trim your beard. Well, have you come to become better? So you become. Stand here, to the left. Now stand while your therapist gives you homework assignments.

It will be tough to talk to you, but "on business." Almost according to the principle "beats, it means he loves." It's like a provocative psychotherapy loved by many, only even more effective. The session will be almost Lacan's: until you deserve to end it. And the word stop will be Eyjafjallajökull. Because we are not looking for easy ways in life