Catastrophic Mage

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Video: Catastrophic Mage
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Catastrophic Mage
Catastrophic Mage
Anonim

Dedicated to PERFECT PARENTS!

"Catastrophic magician" He grew up as a harmless child who obeyed his parents, respected, it would be bolder to say "did not argue with his grandmother and the most senior representatives of entrance # 4".

For some reason, Samson, and that was the name of this golden boy with the perfect filling of the school diary, neatly dressed and causing the happy smiles of the teachers, those around him and Uncle Miron.. was not as good for classmates and bad school boys.

As he grew up tedious and saturated with semolina, he more and more often wondered why the name Samson, why entrance # 4 and why should he become a mathematician?

And deep at night, the "future mathematician" dreamed of becoming a magician and wizard. He dreamed of turning water into his favorite lemonade, having gills, flying like an eagle and moving to the island of skeletons with one wave of his magic wand. But he knew that his mother knew for sure that Samsonchik would definitely be a great mathematician and genius.

At the same time, Samson's most secret, secret magic dream was to become a pirate and behave badly and disobey anyone, all the time to sail the seas and oceans and get a lot of things for free without good grades, cover one eye with a blindfold, spit, command and do not brush your teeth….

Many years later..

And, of course, the magician from Samson came out catastrophic, so to speak, it did not work out, but a pirate in life, Samson did become …

Congratulations to Samson!

(c) Oksana Holod