2024 Author: Harry Day | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 15:43
One not stupid person, having made a reservation, gave birth to a gastropsychologist. I would not be surprised if, after a couple of years, having seized upon an unoccupied niche, master classes (the number of places are limited !!!) and even degrees and levels appear.
Astro psychologist. Sounds heavy. This is for the stars, yes. By date, year, minute of birth. When they tell you which partner to choose in order to find your feminine (or not quite) happiness. The stars will dictate in advance what kind of work will unleash your potential, when is the best time to get married, and when to divorce. Ideal for those who believe that taking responsibility for themselves is the lot of dimwitted weaklings.
Tantra psychologist. Almost tempting. This is when by taking this path, you can release tons of latent energy in order to renounce desires. High. Spiritually. Not for weaklings. Or so. Having felt anger, you should not indulge in the tedious search for reasons and waste energy on awareness and acceptance. Imagine him, anger, as a certain evil (anger is evil and bad! Bad !!) deity, read the necessary mantra. Feel the peace and tranquility. I read and envy.
Mandalotherapy. You can say one of my favorites. This is when you paint a beautiful coloring book in small details, and then they tell you what stresses you are experiencing and what to do with them. Moreover, especially advanced people can explain, using a high-quality colored mandala, what your husband should be like and what method is most suitable for raising children. Yes, I am already imbued with it.
There is also psychotherapy and the psychology of Reiki. Quickly: depression and illness are the result of an energy imbalance. To restore it, you do not need a long search for the reasons. Come to the Master, he will put his hands on the mortal body and remove both physical ailment and mental edema. And having reached the second stage, he will be able to do it even at a distance. Magic! And neither you the truth about your own weakness / envy / irresponsibility / lack of forgiveness, nor the long and often difficult hours of genuine psychotherapy.
One of my favorite stories is that at a conference on psychotherapy, one ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ "psychotherapist" told a heartbreaking story of how he summoned the spirit of the deceased to relieve the client's guilt. Powerful, huh? Another talked about how important it is to behave correctly (do you understand? Correctly!) So as not to spoil karma. Karma !!
Sometimes I am scared to fantasize about possible directions of "therapy", because what if it will come true. And then to the astonished questions "Why don't you remove damage during the session?" new ones will be added.
Being a psychotherapist now is fashionable and almost prestigious. And, having found your niche, it may even be quite profitable for yourself. However, one should not confuse warm with soft, tying a tricky word to every concept that suddenly flies into consciousness. Because chakras, mantras, mandalas, tantra are wonderful and everyone has their own path to awareness and almost enlightenment. Just do not darken the bright name of psychotherapy. Because they have the same relationship to it as vitamin C to cancer cure. And at least it will be more honest.
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